First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
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Kel_x 0

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

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allen20 0

Hahahha idiot! or maybe it was ur girlfriends period. You never know ;)

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xxjona777xx 0

well at least they will never forget you lol everytime they that stain u will come into mind

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bcns 0

u have no idea what the hell ur talkin about, shut up

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supastarr 0

I guess u won't be eating dinner there anymore

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counterfit 10

I like eating red carpet! *thud* giggity

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UberFail79 0

Of course, they totally bottle and sell that now. Completely reasonable. Then again, there IS eBay...

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fmlsoobad 0

mow it's, Oxy-Clean versus Sham-Wow, who is going to win this time

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

looks like a job for shamWOW

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fireobsessed 0

#8 did make me lol a little.....

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apfunction 0

you opened red wine near a white carpet? are you retarded?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#95 win. Shouldn't the host have been the one to open the bottle?

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IDKWhatHappened 0

How old are you? 5?

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urikuh17 0

atleast he can spell better than most on here. lol 

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gabirolon 1

ewwww that's just wrong!!!

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demon1k 0

especially when you're "trying to be smooth" and end up looking like a dumbass. YDI

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Dude, do you really need to type like that? You sound like all those retarded ass Saints fans saying "Who dat day gonna beat dem Saints?".... Making NFL Sunday annoying to watch. Shit, I can tolerate "u" and "ur" but "dat" makes people sound ******* retarded...

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kniickles 0

Whoa, someone's a Nazi.

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Zills 0

why cause 3 is black? And that shit is ******* annoying.

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Mikeymikey 4

I'd say the dad loves u for ruining his wife's carpet and seeing her getting mad... you got yourself a friend dude!!

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grayscale_red 0

Loser. Don't try to fake it. It just makes you look like an idiot.

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Kel_x 0

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

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