By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
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ohboyscott 0

you did the right thing. even though the kids are ****** up it's better to not let the kitten suffer. RIP KITTY!

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sublimaze 6

The only cat worth having is a dead one. Preferably buried, of course.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

For some reason I thought at first that OP was on a bike. Obviously, this made the situation even more ****** up than it already was. :/

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DerrickJames 33

Don't the kids know that their kitty has 7 more lives? Amateurs..

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iceshard01 10

I call bullshit a kitten is not as big as a squirrel

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TheTacoMan 24

Almost Every time I have seen this FML for the past 5 years I have barfed.

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Luke1787 6

holy shit I lmao'd, I would have just told those kids to tell their parents " don't fych with Santiago" and sped off.

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loveisalie2 0

oooh watcha gonna do though

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truslide 0

ahahahahaha that is hilarious!!! oh the gurgling one off my top favorites for sure

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Milena_fml 0

HAHAHAHAHA I couldn't help but laugh loudly

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Livviegurl99 11

umm...an inocent cat died...hows that funny? its horrible! D:

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Ch0sen 13

HAHAHAHAHA I couldn't help but thumb you down, asshole.

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Slender_Man 6

Everyone calm down. 6 it just a total fucktard who is also a sadist.

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Fireashes250 16

**** you!! I have 2 cats, and I would ABSOLUTELY DIE if I had seen them get run over twice! I wonder if you even have a child, and they fall down a balcony, you'll probably laugh you sadist **** tard.

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thatssomia 12

#6 dafuq?! was that insensitive comment to look.cool or are u just an asshole?

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sonofnel17 0

THAT IS HILARIOUS, one of the best fmls ive ever read

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ohboyscott 0

you did the right thing. even though the kids are ****** up it's better to not let the kitten suffer. RIP KITTY!

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sulitak 27

no, an animal CAN live through getting run over. OP should've brought it to a vet.

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YNJ 4

Wait.... The Kids are ****** up for there cat getting run over? Way to be a jackass.

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FalconSam1414 19

No, the kids are ****** up now because they WATCHED their cat get run over...

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DevinCam03 14

Did ur dad start crying as he realised the Condom broke you Dick

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DalekWarrior26 9

listen your a dumbass so shut up and get of the internet

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lmao_at_ur_life 8

I agree with you don't listen to the haters...your profile pic just adds to it

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Ch0sen 13

Lol, did your mom start crying as your brain slipped out at birth?

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tuxedoandex 28

Lol, did your family start crying as they disowned you? Wait, no, they were dancing and singing.

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life_problemz 9

lol, did you start crying when all your friends and family ditched you for being a heartless, disgusting, sad excuse for a human?

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chinolatino 0

Oh My God that's Horrible!!! F*** Their Lives not yours...

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zombiebombatron 6

This guy is a fucken asshole I don't even know why this person had the nerve to post this. Oh, to make us feel bad? Pffft. No.

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HarryBoles 13

Well, I'd say **** everybody's lives in this situation. The kid(s) are traumatized, that guy feels like a massive douche, and now he will probably have to deal with hell from the parents.

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