Love: Home again

Home again

By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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The long walk

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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Dramatic

By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

YDIGuy 0

Monday 3 May 2010 17:35

#3 were also always thinking of head ;)

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CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

ManlyDunsparce 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

An assassin that cries? You must be a shitty assassin. -stabs politician to death while crying- I'm so sorry! The pay is so good I couldn't refuse!

Zangetsu67 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:20

(V) (;,,;) (V)

hashshim 23

Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:46

what the hell are you making a zoidberg emoticon for?

Wingman527 22

Thursday 28 August 2014 0:17

Zoidberg is awesome!!

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Sunday 22 February 2009 1:02

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YDIGuy 0

Monday 3 May 2010 17:35

#3 were also always thinking of head ;)

Bear_Flu 0

Monday 21 June 2010 17:51

^^^ lol

ky765 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:13

amazing

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tesuan 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:12

no he's not he's effin hilarious

keeks46 12

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:28

4- I agree. He's a bastard.

thefauxjew 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:05

wow...that dude is a dick.

sensual_kidney 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:21

wow... I feel horrible about laughing at the irony of that situation... You're ex sounds like a dick, good thing you broke up with him anyway. Call me :)