By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Top comments

Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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Comments

steinway 0

hahahahaha yeah your life is ******.

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lolfac3 1

ya, but wtf before you go get all obese with ice cream CALL THE FckING POLICE

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flakes_fml 0

the laptop and tv and stuff is one thing but, FYL your ice cream got jacked!!!

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EvilCupcake8361 9

NOOO!!! Not the ice cream!!! D:

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BeRealz 0

You got robbed by Colton Harris Moore!! Mwhayhahua

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Mortoli 30

Ice cream always comes first lol

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gntfmlingnow 12

If they took the ice cream, you might as well lay down and die

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ledzeppelingirl 0

Ben and jerry's ice cream is awesome! It's from Vermont and so am I.

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mangoboy1 19

Well what do you expect them to do watch movies on their new tv without eating ice cream

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idontsinkso34 0

awwww that would suck :[ but hahaha it made me laugh.

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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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LolWtfBbqSauce 0

I don't get you. ''Today, I broke into a house. I got a brand new laptop, a flatscreen tv, a digital camera, an external hard drive and some clothes. Along with those i found some Ben & Jerry's phish food ice cream in the freezer. After i made my get-away i noticed something. I forgot to steal a spoon. FML"

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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qqqppp 0

you totally deserve that for not staying at home 24/7 to protect your house. What were you thinking, leaving your house like that?

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Jebuz 0

Haha, people are taking your comment seriously...

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supra97_fml 0

some fat ass robbed you. couldn't even spare the food...what a shame. only in the USA would your ice cream get stolen.

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kingston52 0

in most countries food is constantly being stolen dont be so ******* ignorant

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quotecentral 0

HAHA, thaatt made me laugh, cos it's so true.

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lilpsyco 16

60 million Americans, 20 years and older are obese. 8.5 million children and teens ages 6-19 are overweight. America's population in total is 310 millionThat means 22% of Americans are overweight that means 1 in 5 american are obese. so yeah we're fat asses yes I am an American and I am very fit because I care about my body.

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TurtleGenius 0

That thief is just cruel. Taking away the ice cream, too? I think that's reason enough for life behind bars.

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ForestFire0 1

That's just a slap in the face. He was just rubbing salt in the wound. That added insult to injury. [Fourth applicable cliche not found]

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