By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML
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deadbabies 0

If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?

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MrHomerSimpson 11

Why don't you go bald like me! That way you don't need to pay $50 for a haircut.

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cookeemonster 7

Pathetic people like you shouldn't be on here. If your not going to give a proper comment, get away. Who cares of your first? Anyway, bad luck OP :(

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beccaishereyay 11

^ ****** annoying

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btnhdude 0

I knew there would be a comment like this again, despite the drought of such comments. I just didn't say because you all would have called me crazy! Crazy!

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06dopey 8

1- you would say first. id tell you off but your to much of a bitch to even show your face.

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br0ccoli 14

Hope you end up liking the cut! No more cuts from Edward scissorhands!

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ninjaboy18 6

You are supposed to pay AFTER the haircut OP.

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shanemaximo 7

I just really hope you didn't go through with paying the $50.

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ladyLALAA 28

Yeah I'd be getting a refund and going to a real hairdresser. Would lose my cool massively.

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Incogneterpeter 1

Edward scissor hands was good at cutting hair...

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Sparks808 10

And also not drunk (just incredibly weird - in a cute way)

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br0ccoli 14

He was drunk at one point in the movie. And...even though the women found his haircuts orgasmic, they looked horrible, like a poodle that got it's paw stuck in an electrical grid.

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deadbabies 0

If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?

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Matty1188 6

4 - Unless the hairdresser was the owner.

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iamyummylicious 14

16 - isn't that what the Better Business Bureau is for?

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greenmen 12

Are you drunk when you are writing this

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LMA0 5

31- I think you are. Or are you just that dumb normally?

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btstig 11

He pay first rike a fool. Now he rooka rike a fool.

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luccmon 6

Haha racial humor always lightens the mood.

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wallandpiece 16

That's why you're supposed to pay AFTER you get the haircut, genius.

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exleonhart 0

The heck with after, who pays 60 tokens on a hair cut?!

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archenemybtch 0

They said $50, not 60 tokens. Learn to read please.

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strawberrywine22 30

Ouch! FYL if you paid before it was done, YDI if you paid after.

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lilikawaii 6

I've never heard of anyone paying for a haircut before the actual cut. If I we're you op and I felt that the cut wasn't good, I would've refused to pay without a correction from a sober stylist.

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emilyjgraham 34

why would someone pay that much when you get it cheaper somewhere else?

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lilikawaii 6

I agree that $50 is a little over priced. I spent that much once and I wouldn't do it again. You can find many good stylists that charge much less and deliver the same quality cut.

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chris36taylor 2

It'd be a miracle if it was a good haircut. That's happened to me but I got 3 bald spots due to it. ):

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bchatzis 9

Hey, who knows, drunken hair do's might come in fashion? you could be the start of a revelation!?

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funnynesh 10

I really hate you stupid grammar Nazis…

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perdix 29

You want to quibble with a drunk who's juggling sharp metallic objects around your face? Wear hats and scarves for the next few months and, next time, smell your hair dresser's breath before the cutting begins.

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beccaishereyay 11

Oh perdix. I always like your comments. I was thinking that this one wasn't too great actually... But then changed my mind when I re-read it and noticed that you used the word "quibble".

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BeefyQueef 5

"Ok sir sit down and we will get started." "It's not falling for that again. Come over here and breathe on my face first!"

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