By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML
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PimpdaddyCJT 13

Old people are so devious nowadays! Can't trust them! Did you say something about it to him or anyone else?

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perdix 29

You should just be thankful that you didn't walk in on him masturbating. Your sister can always get more money, but you can never un-see the old fart beating it like it owed him money.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

Old people are so devious nowadays! Can't trust them! Did you say something about it to him or anyone else?

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darwinism 30

OP should not mention anything. Old people have an amazing capability to turn things around. He would make it look like OP is the culprit and good old grandpa was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. And they will believe him.

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bobbington9298 10

Yeah I would be careful about telling someone if I was OP, because I feel like it would be pretty easy for his grandpa to turn the story back on OP to make him look bad. Especially since he already seems pretty devious. And to think, before FML I thought old people were sweet and harmless

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thatkidhesh 11

what a horrible example to set for your grandkids. sorry you had to see that OP.

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Damian95 16

You can't tell anyone about it, so Id steal his false teeth or crack his cane. In circumstances like these, its ok to be counter devious.

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MDTeddy 13

My parents would want me to tell them if I seen that happen.

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Tymaster5 22

Sorry to hear, tell your parents about it.

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Pesticides 19

I have a feeling he would get blamed

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saIty 17

You guys may have not been alone. I always believe that there could be a ghost furiously humping me and I would never know.

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Ellae_fml 7

And what were you doing in your sisters bedroom?

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aardvarkish 15

OP is female, so borrowing clothes comes to mind.

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perdix 29

You should just be thankful that you didn't walk in on him masturbating. Your sister can always get more money, but you can never un-see the old fart beating it like it owed him money.

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buckeyed 20

And now you've put the image into all of our heads...as if we don't get enough from these FMLs, haha

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perdix 29

#17, hey, I never said anything about walking in on him at the "moment of truth" only to see him shooting lumps of aged spooge all over your sister's room. That one is on you :)

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fakedsincerity 32

Aaaaand that's enough Internet for today.

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ILoveFlowers 15

#20 TMI that description was more than I wanted to envision.

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Zimmington 21

when I first started reading this FML I thought that's where it was going. Like the one about the grandma.

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buckstop1 37

17, check yourslef, you're obviously trying to be me. We can all see through your lies

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Wizardo 33

Old people are plain evil, just confront him about it. This isn't the sort of example a senior citizen should be setting man.

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UberNova 18

They are the same people as when they were youthful and troublesome, just older.

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kerrwoof 13

Did he at least split the loot with you?

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darwinism 30

He has just lost his marbles and needs money to buy some more. Think nothing of it and just move along now.

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oj101 33

Is he Ronnie Biggs by any chance? Some people never change.

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