By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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It must take balls of lead to steel so blatantly.

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Gearden 8

It must take a brain of lead to steal so blatantly. He is an idiot and an douche bag.

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Ambient25 24

It must take steel of lead to brain so blatantly

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Applesarefum 9

#18 it must take a brain of lead to say something that stupid.

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Riku714 25

#31 you have restored some of my faith in humanity

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Wow, I misspelled "steal" and got buried. Sorry about the bad, unintentional pun

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Ambient25 24

We've all had moments of forgetfulness though so we can relate. I remember a few weeks ago I had my Ipad in one hand and a glass of water in the other. I wanted to throw my Ipad onto my bed but used the wrong hand....I'm a retard -_-

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AnOriginalName 19

Friends who are so desperate that they'll swipe a few rolls of deodorant. And iPods, apparently.

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Cazz91 21

Sadly, I understand the deodorant feeling #17 pointed out. It surprised me as well when I found out what was happening with all of my deodorant.

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Ian7890 23

This wouldn't happen to be the person that made the fml saying they were going to steal deodorant from a friend was it?

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Enslaved 36

"Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"

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Dracoboxer357 35

Back to the Future II reference, ftw! :D I'm such a movie geek... ;P

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NeatNit 32

Not that that's not one awesome quote, but how the **** is it relevant?!

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Gearden 8

it's back to the future. It never has to be relevant because it's awesome.

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Enslaved 36

#21 OP --asked him to. . . "leave" Think, McFly! Think!

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bryan_1989 14

It's also a Boondock Saints reference. "Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*ck out of here!" Awesome movie.

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LowExpectations 30

These comments are about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

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Palirose 22

How do you FORGET to take it back? I don't believe your story, OP.

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junkman6 22

You have "friends" who steal from you AND weren't smart enough to get the iPod back. Common sense is definitely not your strong suit OP.

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ilytyvm 25

maybe that's why he has "friends" who steal

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BradTheBrony 19

Maybe that's what he was implying.

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tyler384 6

"Trying" to steal? Looks like he got away with it. Next time chase him down and get it back.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Oh, it's called the Space Bar. It spaces things. ;P

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Charryboo 11

What if I want to be different and not use them!?

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Charryboo 11

this is an FML website, who gives a shit. It's not a job or a university class LOL.

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blackbeltpsycho 16

I wish I could thumb up #76

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LowExpectations 30

Good lord, YouTube comments are unbearable.

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