By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
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alkanechain 0

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

sounds like a bitch: your money being eaten, the wife, and your dog. FYL

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Monikabug 9

The wife? I didn't know the OP was married to his mum.

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cater2U 0

what are you talking about there's no wife. and OP maybe you should stop leaving your wallet on the floor

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

hmm sorry, I typed what I was thinking instead of what was on screen; I meant mom.

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

also bad parenting I leave my sh*t around my own home all the time cause I f**king live there.

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ryguy997 0

make her pay you back now. but if she did that you must be carless of your wallet. or your mom us just a bitch.

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ryguy997 0

#48 so you have shit stains on the floor? * I see...* aha! you have ****** up dog syndrome! also known as FUDS.

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ReyEr9412 0

WOW THAT BITCH! Your mom was also being mean.

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CharliePoops 0

props to your dog, don't worry, he'll learn his lesson next time he *****...

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

that can kill the dog eating debit cards

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MhP_fml 0

Well she could have just given it to a criminal and let him rack up the credit cards.

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gregsdaman 0

what does op mean?

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Ouroboros_fml 0

dude, £40, that's like OVER 9000 dollars!

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Rosalina5000 0

I would never do that! My mom also wouldn't let one of my dogs chew the wallet up.

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TomFantastic 0

#94, three £20 notes does not come to £40

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yottskry 0

Original Poster, i.e. the person who wrote the FML

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CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0

Baxter I'm not even angry I'm impressed BTW you know I don't speak Spanish

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fma_fml 0

shouldn't have left your wallet around shouldn you? YDI and your dog should go to a vet, plastic terrible for dogs.

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Monikabug 9

Wow! I can't believe your mother did that! FYL OP

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MrsxStewart 4

Well hopefully you learned your lesson

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hobofdurlife 0

haha my mother would have at least taken the cash out and left the rest to suffer ad my dogs treat haha

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