By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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ericvolp12 0

I just wAnted pplz to see my username.FML

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Humanspider 18

Who knows? Ice cream was probably better than the sex.

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YallNoobs 0

i didnt know 5 year olds posted on FML

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wutupbruh 0

WELL COME ON! its spring and everyone knows that the ice cream men are just starting to come out! he wanted to be one the first people to buy from that ice cream man! you should be more considerate and possibly even paid for his ice cream. im sure he woulda paid you back in bed later... ;)

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Will09 0

COCKBLOCK!!!!!! Love The Ice Cream Man

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almostouttt 0

that's what happens when you date 10 year olds .

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supernerd352 7

ewwww pedaphile!

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EMO_na_jj_im_not 5

its spelt with an O not an A

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Takaska 0

YOU BRING SHAME AND DISHONOR TO THE ALLIANCE!

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ericb982 8

If he was a 10 year old, they wouldn't have been making out. he'd would've been playing with Legos.

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