Intimacy: Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making...

By cait - 30/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By Allie - 23/11/2018 12:00

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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fbirem 2

Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Did you at least "get the apple store"?

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

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Jmarvin08 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

yes #1 and hahaha

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

uthinkurfunny 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:32

very awkward and ydi for not taking the disc out after u were "done" with it

ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 17:52

YDI for watching **** on a cd.

Nicksaysheyyy 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 14:10

op Is a girl

kniffen 0

Monday 7 June 2010 7:23

some girls use ****

ttt6973 3

Monday 3 October 2011 8:05

Hawkward

JGunit 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:08

so what everyone watches it

seenyou 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:07

not everyone watches **** . this doesn't mean I don't :D but I'm just stating a fact

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:32

I'd rather read then watch ****. Then again I'm not single. :)

Dreamer5393 21

Thursday 10 August 2017 0:27

Same here. It's just not as great as the real thing. I'm glad I'm not single

carliexobon 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:09

I literally just laughed out loud.. haha that must have been very embarrassing.

AnneFTW 17

Friday 1 May 2009 0:14

YDI for having it in there XD & #5 - Not everyone watches **** LOL

dirtyhippie 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:15

Thought I got redirected to a 12 year olds MySpace when I read that. **** isnt a multi billion dollar industry because its rare you know. Laaame fml.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:17

#7 Almost every guy who doesnt have a girlfriend does but wasting money on buying it? thats rather odd unless your into specific things which is understandable but who cares its just a mac guy not like it was your mommy or anything

rushgirl 6

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:45

op is a girl

who_else00 12

Tuesday 3 June 2014 4:34

Anddddd????

sparda4355 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:21

When I worked at Circuit City this old lady brought in a VCR with a tape stuck in it... I got the tape out, and well, it was ****! Having to hand her back the VCR and the TAPE was basically the funniest thing I've ever had to do! and OP sorry bud, but this isn't an FML... He probably just smiled and handed it back to you!

MyBloodSings 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:22

So, EITHER you forgot that you had **** in there or somebody just randomly put it in there in hopes you would be dumb enough NOT to check everything out thus taking it to a Mac store where they would find the **** and you would post it here on Fmylife. Hmmm.