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LOLOL
You should have told her that your dick isn't small, her ****** is huge.
lucky you
you see, she got you something that you needed
She's not necessarily saying it's small, but that she wants it to be bigger. Even if I had a foot long I wouldn't mind it being bigger.
and use it too. there's a reason u got that
ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?
lol that she'd think they'd work
too bad you know that first hand. I sense animosity... OP: enzyte win
Tots your fault, Have a bigger penis if you dont want things like this to happen
hey #6 how about you try controlling your penis size? tell us all how it works out
I thought he was being sarcastic
now you know what to get her next year ^_^
perhaps she wanted a pearl necklace instead?
...bitch.
Keywords
...bitch.
ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?