cant remember last Time i had sex with Bacon

If the bacon was female then your all good.

I think this speaks for all fat people who can't get laid

#532 lmao

its time to reconsider that diet eh? ;)

MMM Bacon = ) oh yeah ; ) lolz jk

bacon oohhhh ohhh OOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOH...... mmmmm bacon.....

the correct way to spell it is "cum"

I lauughed for 2min when I saw this I guess you just like em fat n greasy

558 maybe he's giving up bacon to stay skinny and clean and had the dream because he misses it and because he's a ****ing creeper... you never know.

Bacongasm.

lol ihope it was delicious hahaha.

pig :)

no ppl its more like he would **** a pig FOR bacon lmao

Please tell me that 'bacon' is your nickname for something else other than actual bacon.

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wait orgasms at bacon are uncommon?

650 hells yea!!! and I'm god too, I kick puppies and small children off bridges... wait…

Me likey the meat :)

Probably a redneck

#532, one would think I'd remember that too. B-)

#532 I can •_•

#570 the bacon or the... Liquids •_•

I bet the dream was sizzling.

Sounds quite sexy

agreed. bacon rocks!

Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

very sexy bacon lol

Smoky

is there a kind that doesnt kill? they dont say "till death do us part" for no reason.

It is.I once had a dream about my new dirt bike and I came...

hahahahaa

what you saying about grits?

You are definitely not from the south. Grits is just what everyone eats.

I was born and raised in the south and I don't like grits.

At first, I misread it, thought it said girls instead of grits...