Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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Murphy_21 0

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gorbeast 0

sounds like something my brother would do tbh

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MearaRocks 0

Your life must be quite amazing that you have got a girlfriend while bring a trekkie

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jtin13 0

I guess you have a Vulcan fetish?

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astarwarsfan 0

**** blocked by spock

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TheOS025 0

ydi for watching star trek

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Brendan3693 0

I must now do an imitation: captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime

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Tora_Chan 0

total agree. OP you fail.

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GreatGeak 8

oh gosh...these comments are funnier than the original post. :D

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impatientsnake 4

ppl say weird shit during sex really doesnt matter

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Eggers 2

says the twelve-year-old

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maz_irken 6

and how were you watching TV while she was doing that?!

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KlaLynn 3

That's okay, Spock turns me on too!

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Kirlyfoo 9

488- let me start with **** u and if u read his bio he's 21, it could be a lie but ill go with the latter, cause i dont like u : /

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mishaparis 7

Isn't latter the second one? ie "a lie"?

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rocketpopper1030 11

But that's AWESOME. (:

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ZombieSazza 34

But... Spock is awesome! Especially during Pon Farr !

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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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awesomechick618 0

lolszz agreed

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TheCaterpiller 6

Live long and prosper

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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yehr 0

cause sometimes it's just casual right where you are, playing around.

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alliede88 0

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PerditaDessa 38

Just because a girl is up to please while the tv is on doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Personally, I like Star Trek and would make that situation a joke for the length of the relationship.

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LittleMissMack 0

Hmm Epic Fail. Are you a bit homosexual? I mean it doesn't matter to me, but it might matter to your chica.

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FriesWithASideOf 0

A little to fat to be a wannabe emo.

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jramos0070 0

435 you're a douche

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Pocahontas22_fml 0

I definitly agree jramos^

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callieo12 0

Ur an asshole i mean really. U have no idea how much comments like that hurt wait till u get one

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BakNBitz 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA probable but not likely

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rebekahah 7

you misspelled 'breaker'

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generalasskicker 12

I was thinking the same thing I lmao literally

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YDIomg 9

This FML should be more like this: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head, when he called me Spock. FML

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NurseJonathan 9

"Captain, may I suggest, a Vulcan mind probe." - Spock

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KenMcGormick 0

AH AH AH!!! SPOCK... !!! yea to #4 and #6... TS is officially an alien-loving homophilia

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tehhotness 0

Bwahaahahah, thats awesome. At least you didnt call her Worf

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shantoyamuchluv 0

Gives a whole new meaning to "the final frontier" huh

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