Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

Enoch134 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:50

lol at least he didn't call you house forgot is his name geregery or Craig??? lol but yeah fylst

Youdumbidiot 0

Friday 28 May 2010 5:32

House is awesome

JohnnyHobo 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:44

Sorry, but House is beast<3

User1518 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:42

I agree, I love House.

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

flamingice 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:55

House takes precedence over sex, I'm sorry.

life_is_a_hooker 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

Hey, House is awesome.

TheAlxEnigma 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

house>you

aupilot 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

You must be a really bad lay.

capt_weasle 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:58

Perhaps you should buy him TiVo for his birthday, that way he can re-watch the part he missed due to your whining.

Jaxro 6

Friday 10 April 2009 1:58

Haha, I remember moderating this one. I love house, I'd do the same thing!

ned_schneebley 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:00

god. my girlfriend did the same thing. well, i wasnt in her yet, but i got cockblocked by house. FML.

kandy_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:00

House is awesome.

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