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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 734

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML

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You deserved it 632

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 706

You deserved it 1 499

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 224

By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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You deserved it 14 616

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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You deserved it 6 458

By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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You deserved it 31 768

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 054

You deserved it 695

By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:32

That's not how extra credit works, sorry OP hopefully he's understanding

GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:55

That wouldn't be an easy A class anymore.

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chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:32

That's not how extra credit works, sorry OP hopefully he's understanding

Tarlachia 33

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:43

It must be crunch time for the upcoming exams. Get serious!

Ilovemysphynx 19

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:43

That'd not what people mean when they say tap the professor for an A in the class.

GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:55

That wouldn't be an easy A class anymore.

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 10 November 2016 13:29

Sing with me! ~it's a small world after all...

BillyMaize21 9

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:20

No, no! Anything but that...

FarFromHome_fml 17

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:07

You admit it was your fault Sorry op YDI

almost_there44 26

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:19

That's really not the way to get your professor to round your 48 to a 94. Good try though!

wow2mylife 25

Thursday 10 November 2016 19:57

any other tips

FinnThomas 15

Thursday 10 November 2016 16:47

GOODBURGER?

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 10 November 2016 20:31

If it was your fault, it wasn't an accident.

marcelj121 10

Thursday 10 November 2016 22:10

are you stupid or are you just pretending to be? if you walk into somebody at the store because you were reading the label on the back of your diet coke to make sure it still has zero calories its by accident not on purpose but its your fault...

Sevarog 13

Friday 11 November 2016 9:51

But car are accidents are pretty much always someone's fault...

lantz4levi 19

Thursday 10 November 2016 20:51

Thank you for owning up to your mistakes. At least your professor won't hold that against you. Honesty is key. Way to go

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