By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

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Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
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ilikeboys 0

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

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microfilms 0

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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unkinged44 0

you really cant stay on the bus after that

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ilikeboys 0

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

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Kurg 0

oh.. didn't see this comments till afterwards. my point exactly!

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tacticalnutmeg 0

How did you notice he had a boner? Where were you looking?

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saralovesbella 1

I don't think you understand how physics works.

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microfilms 0

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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audereyy 0

agree with #3 and #5... hows that possible?

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fmlalicious4 0

Role reversal much? xD

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Purane2forever 0

Stop posting fake stuff.

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jj732 0

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