Work: Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took...

By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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YallNoobs 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

poolshark 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:25

I've heard of people who can burp out words, but farting your own name is another story all together...

Comments

Usernameis2lon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

lol

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 10:53

lol

Purdy19 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 3:52

LOL

Cjw1220 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:02

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

purplegee 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 7:44

lol!!

myfruitloop 0

Monday 25 April 2011 21:56

Trolololololololol

YallNoobs 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

rhoyos64 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:59

maybe your gay and like it in the butt and gay people farts are much different that straight people so he might have remembered your his only gay co-worker

iValerest 6

Monday 7 June 2010 5:04

You have problems.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 5 August 2010 16:17

moronic troll is moronic

FaustXIII 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:35

Congratulations, you have located your Heterosexual Life Partner.

This_Guy 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

If I let out a fart like that, I would've laugh afterwards. So maybe your co-worker recognized your laugh.

MagicMeds 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:07

what is this? i dont even...

Bradley_Dillon 39

Friday 30 May 2014 21:04

I'd say "Holy shit that was amazing." I would be nearly speachless if I could create such a loud, long noise out of my ass.

mf_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

who cares, at least they weren't grossed-out.

that_funny_girl 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

Lol wow. Do you do that a lot?

ahh_forever 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:15

He just said he hasn't in a long time. So I'm guessing no.

withfire 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:23

I think #2 has it and thus this isn't really an FML . . . unless, with the way you phrased this, you must fart so much around the office for someone to be able to recognize you by the sound. In that case, that would be an FML.