By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
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flipcrazy 0

You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

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Dinger1992 3

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

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jacsoccerdude3 10

Have your phone ring to see if she is afraid of how much "radiation" comes from that.

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GodPart2 20

Try to convince her there is a cell tower next to your office :-) (evil grin)

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awkward_gothlady 32

Apparently, she's just afraid of breathing the radiation, so as long as she doesn't breath while she's talking on her phone, she'll be fine.

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doctorhook86 24

19: Even without a leg, she should worry about her genitals.

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supbabes 0

I thought you're supposed to hold your breath when you drive past graveyards not phone towers bahah.

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awkward_gothlady 32

Maybe you should tell her so she isn't embarrassed next time.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

31, I believe that #19 meant if the boss had a cell phone.. 'Jussayin

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_Oblivion_ 12

Should have gone by it very slowly. Eventually she will have to breath haha

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doctorhook86 24

48 & 52: Yeah, that was obvious. It was funnier to interpret it the other way though.

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flipcrazy 0

You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

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camsterjoe 12

But you will glow in the dark, so that will be kinda cool.

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supbabes 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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flipcrazy 0

Or maybe you'll grow a third eye and you won't!

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tjv3 10

Well maybe you could tap that and get a raise

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COOL__Coal 12

Next time park next to the cell tower and lock the doors.

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ImJK_fml 0

You are so stupid to think these things whithout even readind data about it. You are useless and dumb.

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spaerro 8

Why is your username mermaidariel, when your picture is clearly human Ariel? I am deeply suspicious.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

25- it's the inner-mermaid that counts.

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mermaidariel 0

I can't voice my opinion while I'm human... Lost my voice. Derp. I just found this photo flattering.

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T9FTW 20

And why is OP's username Heavy D?

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Dinger1992 3

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

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onorexveritas 23

wow. I weep for humanity

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THE_A_TEEN 27

NEWSFLASH: There have always been stupid people throughout history. One moron doesn't represent the downfall of the Human race.

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TheDrifter 23

But now they're not just breeding, they're in charge. Better get my spare Zombie gun kitted for removing idiot infestations.

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Epikouros 31

Google 'DocBastard' and 'Hypocrite', and you will lose any faith in humanity you have left.

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Welshite 39

Tell her the sun gives off radiation. You'll never see her again as she'll hole up in a cellar. Win!

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mynamesnoah 6

Or she'll make his office underground next to her new house.

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mario2012 18

You would get as much radiation from there as you would using your microwave.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Don't microwaves have a screen for that?

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KiddNYC1O 20

81- Thanks for being constructive unlike the down votes. =]

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currilc 0

Light is the radiation of jiggling electrons, and even cool things give off light, meaning she is never safe from radiation

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shadowrayne111 3

Light is actually made up of the oscillations of the magnetic and electric field in which the light travels through. The colour of the light is determined by the frequency of these oscillations. The more you know :)

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Dcm210 19

when theres more people around,rip a silent far and make her smell your radiation.

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