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By smokeysarah94 - 04/03/2013 01:17 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
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dr_snow_bear 29

At least your boss cares about you. Be glad.

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Racky_fml 14

At least you can say you're attracting customers, even if they are weird.

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dr_snow_bear 29

At least your boss cares about you. Be glad.

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Peachy2392 26

How did #36 get thumbed down?? I love the reference.

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thatsucks4you 7

Also, your boss isn't a weirdo himself. And what dr_snow_bear said too.

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Racky_fml 14

At least you can say you're attracting customers, even if they are weird.

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untouchable763 10

Yeah I agree with #1 most employers would just fire you and replace you with all the other degrees that are unemployed. So be happy :)

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ilovera 7

Soooo, whats the code?

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HeartOfLead 24

If you don't know, take the hint! Sincerely, the Society of Regular People Against the "Weirdos"

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mb2_native 15

It better be waffles.. Bitches love waffles.

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Bakarra 22

I always feel like the strange people at least provide something interesting to my job because there are too many of my coworkers who live to just clock in, work their shift and leave but it's always these people who complain about how boring their job is. A job is what you make it and I'd take a strange person over a boring one to entertain me anyday.

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lysx84 24

Strange is one thing, inappropriate is another. If the boss has had to make a code with OP chances are these people are creepy and borderline dangerous!

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Bakarra 22

Ah yes but inappropriate is such a subjective term numero ocho yet fear not your point is both acknowledged and validated by me nonetheless

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HaraAishi 8

At my job, I get an odd mix. I get drunks, guys that through chairs at TVs, slashed tires (not mine), homeless guys that stare through the window... I could go on. Sometimes I want the boring people.

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calivianya 29

If you're finding them interesting, I wouldn't call them strange. Maybe eclectic, but not inappropriate. I'm always getting the inappropriate ones, like OP... I wish I got interesting people.

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mb2_native 15

6, you would probably like working with me, I've been working retail since I was 14. I'm a bit ADHD so I'm usually not boring unless I'm absolutely lazy, and even then I have a way of making people laugh. I have a love/hate relationship with work, but who doesn't? :p

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melbaby112 11

Haha a coworkers did this for me too! I understand and it sucks balls..so awkward!!

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wlddog 14

Sooooo.... Your saying that "pet name" you gave me is actually a distress code?? I may have to return the nametag "Mr Fuzzywuzzy". I am hurt 9.... Deeply hurt.

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zandalee 19

I have this exact same problem. From a very young age, I have always attracted every weirdo/wacko within a country mile. Keeps my life interesting to say the least. I wouldn't have it any other way. Normality is so over-rated!

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Sputnikspak 13

One of my close friends (and former coworkers) has the same problem. When we worked together, the creepiest of creepers would bother her. None of us other girls had the problem, and none of us could figure out exactly WHY. It's not like she's any different from any of us!

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zandalee 19

I honestly don't know either. Maybe it's a chemical attraction/reaction thing... Never a dull moment though. :)

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FML_Whale 18

Hey, the creepiest creeps are attracted to me too! I've invested in blinds instead of curtains. Smartest move I've made in a while..

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Sputnikspak 13

We had to set up a buddy system for leaving work late at night. One of us would drive her (until she got her own car), or our boss would, because some of the weirdoes tried to FOLLOW HER HOME. I've had my share of creeps. My favourite was the middle-aged guy who approached me while I was walking my dog and told me I had "an awesome rack" and asked if I'd show him my ****. I was fifteen. And never happier to have an unfriendly, overprotective grump of a dog.

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Pleonasm 35

By code, she means dress code. She dresses up as Nicki Minaj, and then no one even looks at her anymore, voilà!

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rfvyhn 14

My compliments! Elegant problem solving.

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Enslaved 36

But Pleonasm "StarShips were meant to Fly". Oops! I take that craziness back. See what happened to me after I kissed that damn Blarney Stone?:P

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Bakarra 22

8: inappropriate is quite the subjective term but yes I see and acknowledge your point

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Bakarra 22

ah bollocks fml app for phone doesnt permit replies so feel free to bury me here

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TheDrifter 23

Get the newest fml official app. It lets you do most everything you can in the site.

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Bakarra 22

Oi much thanks for that one twunnafahv I was still using ifml which doesn't allow replies but I've made the switch now praaaaaaise jeeeeezus

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