By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
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kut17 11

I'm guessing you work either at Walmart or a gas station.

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

I will never be able to un-see the mental image..

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gotaplanstan 28

How could she? She was too busy cleaning up the pregnant chick's puke.

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jesscarrr 10

Am I the only one who's curious as to whether OP works at an old people's home or a Mexican joint? Hmm.

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ladyLALAA 28

Wait... Who's pregnant? I feel like nachos now!

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RedPillSucks 31

you look like nachos too. Mmm.... Cheesy

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ladyLALAA 28

In my defense 33 said pregnant woman's puke. Hence my confusion.

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Pwib 14

Don't hate. That wet cheese is like nothing else.

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ns1985 15

Do people get marked down if they correct themselves in the next comment?

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ns1985 15

Why do people get marked down if they correct themselves in the next comment?

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ZeroPath5 16

Not sure. Usually when you say the possessive its, what follows is a subject, such as his, hers, their, yours etc. "in" usually doesn't follow its. Not to mention "it's" does make sense in the post already, since you CAN say it is in etc etc. EDIT: ohh sorry, I didn't see that second it's you corrected. I thought you meant the one after the period...so yes, it's the community's tunnel vision and ignorance...

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ry24 12

Are we really arguing about proper grammar right now?

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

I will never be able to un-see the mental image..

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JellyBalls 18

I will never be able to un-favorite this FML.

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LuckBeNimble 19

and OP will never be able un-see the real image.

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RedPillSucks 31

At least she didn't have blue waffle... Or did she?

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ICastillo 24

What's up with all the butt hurt people that don't know how to take a joke?

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Joe9024 20

That's not a joke that's just disgusting. The FML was visual enough thanks

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fml121785 14

I don't know if it was worse that she was eating nasty nachos off of the floor of a public restroom or the fact that she was bottomless. I don't think it would have made it any less disturbing if she had had pants on. And hopefully those nachos hadn't been on the floor for more than 3 seconds, at least she would have shown a little restraint. :/

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kut17 11

I'm guessing you work either at Walmart or a gas station.

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andyyroxx 20

Wherever it is, this is just nacho day, OP.

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fml121785 14

7- It could of been Taco Bell like 6 mentioned. All though I wouldn't have TAKEN her there willingly after witnessing that disgusting display of desperation!

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moonsalt 20

She had one hell of a night! GO GRANDMA!

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Ukeee_X 19

I imagine that image is scarred behind your eyes now. I have an inkling you work in the care sector, if that's the case there's more oddities to come!

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carmel1110 12

That's so awful... That she didn't offer you any.

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