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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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By Marie - 08/06/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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Spit take

By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By workworkwork - 03/11/2017 05:00

Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 April 2013 16:03

Talk about not being able to hold your liquor!

perdix 29

Monday 8 April 2013 16:08

Drinking wine at a lunch meeting? You mustn't be from around here. (Ever since the Exxon Valdez, drinking on the job has been considered a bad idea here in the US.)

Comments

galt 13

Monday 8 April 2013 16:02

That sucks. Hopefully you'll live it down quickly.

lilhellian 26

Monday 8 April 2013 16:12

Since when does shit like this ever get lived down so easily.. I know I'd drag it out long as possible..

Reaper1984 13

Monday 8 April 2013 16:33

Once again another waste of a first comment.

Reaper1984 13

Monday 8 April 2013 16:38

Once again another big waste on a #1 comment.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 April 2013 16:03

Talk about not being able to hold your liquor!

ZacZ 8

Monday 8 April 2013 17:11

How is that funny.

perdix 29

Monday 8 April 2013 17:20

#28, because it is literal in this case and not figurative. "Holding your liquor" is a figure of speech meaning that you can function well when you are drunk. RPS noticed in this case that the OP failed to hold her liquor in her body by laughing explosively. Now, that I have provided an exhaustive semantic analysis of the joke, I hope you enjoy the hysterical laughter those of us who got the joke in the first place recently had.

xlord 27

Monday 8 April 2013 16:04

you just know that your boss is going to start whining about it later.

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 16:07

I wouldn't honestly blame him. They were "important" people and if they end up getting splashed by wine from someone's nose, they'd probably change their minds about what they planned, thus causing a huge loss for the company.

xlord 27

Monday 8 April 2013 16:27

I'm not sure if you realised but I was just trying to make a pun :)

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 16:46

I did not notice. Even if it was "wining" it may have still flown over my head.

lilhellian 26

Monday 8 April 2013 17:16

Flying wine? I'll have what he's having..

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:18

You'll be like a drunk Peter Pan!

perdix 29

Monday 8 April 2013 16:08

Drinking wine at a lunch meeting? You mustn't be from around here. (Ever since the Exxon Valdez, drinking on the job has been considered a bad idea here in the US.)

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 8 April 2013 16:09

Plot twist! OP was only drinking water!

McNikk 15

Monday 8 April 2013 22:00

What difference would that make? Op's boss would still be wet with op's saliva infested backwash .

Mr_Satan 11

Tuesday 9 April 2013 13:46

46 - All I can figure is 6 is trying to call the OP Jesus....

McNikk 15

Monday 8 April 2013 16:10

If I was in you boss' s position I'd be a little frustrated too but I would understand that it was an accident. Hopefully your boss will be mature enough to understand.