Sorry Sweaty

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 12:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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emmingle 24

uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?

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_GoodGuy 11

As the office ****, that's her promotion.

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xXNerrrdXx 16

@23..still hella embarrassing if it was a girl xD could be taken as a bribe-flirt

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tjv3 10

Well that's one way to get promoted

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username53001 7

It looks like you need a helping hand...

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Axipiter 24

It's fun to pun! And sublime to rhyme!

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nattynatters 14

Just correct yourself. He'll think you're more weird if you say wet than if you said what you meant.

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summerguy97 16

Even clarifying things won't fix your mad lust for him.

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summerguy97 16

Just the fact that he was in quite a...slippery situation.

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emmingle 24

uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Let's also hope he didn't have a hard on for you.

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DDCA 24

#13: Thank you, Captain obvious. Here, I bought you a clue.

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Jemm_fml 29

Augh, the clueless ones always ruin it.

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kittenmeownyan 18

Hopefully the reviewer just brushed it off and graded your performance fairly

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Ovajosh 1

He'd probably just laugh if you explained yourself, don't worry

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perdix 29

With a pick-up line like that, I'm sure he'll want to do an in-depth follow-up review of your performance.

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TheShadyMilkman 15

I don't know about in depth, but I am certain an oral interview will take place...

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perdix 29

#19, I'm thinking the nature of the review will be determined after he asks some probing questions. You don't get to be regional manager with poor decision-making skills :D

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dalink 24

What about a practical? Or skills assessment? It's entirely necessary.

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TheShadyMilkman 15

Lets just hope the answers don slip out of their grasp...

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RedPillSucks 31

He'll want the blow by blow details.

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