By melody91 - 31/05/2013 01:54 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was at my nursing internship. After helping a patient get into bed, I began to walk out of the room when I heard him say to another nurse, "Now that was a king sized lady". To make things even better, she didn't understand him the first time and I got to hear him say it again. FML
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melody91 8

Op here! I was happy to see all of the supportive comments I got, I was expecting a lot of negative comments from judgmental people and there were only a few. I am a bit over weight but I have been working on it, I've lost 40 pounds in the last year with 30 to go. I am also pretty tall for a woman (just under 6'). I'm still not sure if he was commenting on my height or weight (maybe a combination of both). The adorable 94 year old man who made this comment is very sweet normally, so my ego was a little hurt for a while but I decided to brush it off :-)

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KareBear7364 5

No jello for him!

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Pwn17 25

Queen it up! Show him who's boss!

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Pwn17 25

Queen it up! Show him who's boss!

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Mister_Triangle 21

What is that supposed to mean? Sit on him?

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mdcdeve 10

Queen ? I'm pretty sure she said king size.

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KareBear7364 5

No jello for him!

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v1kt4r 13

She probably already at it..

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TweetAnne 13

How rude, but maybe this is a sign that you need to take better care of yourself. I'm not saying be a stick figure but at least average/healthy.

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joawmeens 7

Maybe all the down votes are a sign for you to not be so judgmental

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Lizza330 28

How do you know that she's not healthy? She could just be bigger because that's the size that her body wants to be at.

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Giuls 17

Don't let the opinions of others become your reality.

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perdix 29

#5, especially if "your reality" is a delusion. It's easier than dieting.

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Cartera 10

What if everyone thinks you're sexy, funny, smart, nice, and a good person?

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Lilo4life 26

At least he didnt say more cushin for the pushin haha

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MoronsAccount1 12

Take it as a positive, OP. No offense, and I do mean this with complete respect, but who wants an unhealthy nurse? A nurse that isn't healthy telling you that YOU should stay healthy? That doesn't seem very fair. Go for a walk, or maybe a run. You might even find a new hobby. Most people love it, as it reduces stress.

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hooligyn123 18

And what if OP does run and has a health issue, say a Thyroid disorder? Thyroid problems run in my family and I have watched family members try for years nearly everything medically and diet/exercise related possible and still be stuck at 200lbs

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itsme3623 6

Too bad health doesn't necessarily correspond to weight. I'm very fit but I have overweight friends who could outrun me any day.

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Tiarabel 10

Your name kind of contridicted your post for me

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kurodansei 16

Well if your feeling spiteful you can let him hear you say you need to find a better vein more than once if you nees to draw blod at any point. I won't tell.

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chabelo 10

a lady with a king sized heart since you help people and care about them

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DocBastard 38

I know who your next patient getting disimpacted is. Look it up.

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annie_nk 22

Well.... That was an interesting google search.

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perdix 29

#11, the opera ain't over 'til the fat lady sings . . . and fingers your asshole.

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