Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
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ironichalibut 24

At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning

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GemmaStyles 14

Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning

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ironichalibut 24

At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning

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jerzjay 17

I live for those hangovers in the morning, means I had a successful night.

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GemmaStyles 14

Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning

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alyssawatters 7

Lesson learned: never volunteer to be the Designated Driver.

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CharresBarkrey 15

DD's usually get free soda at most bars, too! It's not all bad.

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twaumat 28

that's not how you make friends...

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Mr_Satan 11

Next time tell them if they have enough money to drink, they have enough to pay for a cab.

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demonwolfmaster 26

Or, be smart and not use your own car. It's the first rule of DD never use your own car.

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chabelo 10

well if you wanted to make a good impression there are some other ways that don't involve taking care of drunk people

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dead_insects 18

seems like they left an impression of their own...

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baseballdude1283 18

Always a good story atleast :P

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Drifting 21

I hate when good intentions fail...sorry OP

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SirTalkaton 22

Oh the joys of being the DD. Sorry OP, now you know not to do that again.

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