Work: Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got...

By Fuckup - 05/08/2013 18:09 - United States - Naples

Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

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By Dan the man - 08/10/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML

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By Monica - 02/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML

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By sleepy - 03/01/2011 02:58 - Norway

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

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Seize the day

By Nick - 06/08/2013 14:44 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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By FMyJob - 06/11/2015 23:59 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML

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By Andrew Dutch Beebe - 25/08/2019 20:00

Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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Piss poor management

By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML

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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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iShanny 13

Monday 5 August 2013 22:37

Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!

michelleJ11 25

Monday 5 August 2013 22:40

Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.

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iShanny 13

Monday 5 August 2013 22:37

Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!

lex1459 38

Monday 5 August 2013 22:44

It'll just feel like an extended vacation!

Toasty283 8

Monday 5 August 2013 23:33

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LordoftheOcelots 10

Monday 5 August 2013 22:37

A full day to sleep? Sounds great

PterodactylMan 23

Monday 5 August 2013 23:45

Why FML then OP

Zimmington 21

Monday 5 August 2013 22:39

Congrats on your extra vacation day!

michelleJ11 25

Monday 5 August 2013 22:40

Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.

abcdog123 16

Monday 5 August 2013 22:42

Fyl how? You get an extra day of vacation!! enjoy

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 5 August 2013 22:42

Monday suck anyways

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 5 August 2013 22:43

How is this a FML? Cause you wasted gas driving?

TheLittleBear 19

Monday 5 August 2013 22:43

I'm struggling to see the downside to this.

UnluckyGenius 21

Monday 5 August 2013 22:48

I once had a day like that, my boss and coworker kept throwing me out because I needed to take a "vacation" much like you OP, all I could think about was how good work is.