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Man I hate sexist people. At least you can't get fired, though, and you can kick him out :)
But the customer is always right...
**** that. the customer doesnt know shit.. ever. I hate that ******* phrase.
That phrase doesn't exist in Ireland. But some customers think it does, so I usually tell them that the customer is 99% of the time . . Completely and utterly wrong.
What puzzles me is why a sexist thinks a woman is unfit to run a bakery. It's not like she's running an auto shop.
My old boss used to say "The customer is always right but rarely satisfied"
Thank you, 82. That's exactly what I meant. I'm a female military member who works in aviation maintenance, so I'm perfectly aware of women's capabilities to work jobs that are stereotypically masculine.
86, See comments 82 and 84.
#96 - Oh, you're so naïve that it's bringing a tear to my eye.
Insult by pun. Well played sir
Or maybe OP misunderstood and he was actually just complaining about the product.
I've heard of customers being rude, but this asshole takes the cake
I'm sure OP will rise to the occasion.
He's to sour to enjoy some baked goods. Forget him OP, there is always 1 turd in the punch bowl.
What kind of punch bowls are you drinking from?
A metaphorical one good sir.
Tell him that he's too stupid to be in your store.
Easy as pie
Tell him you don't need his sexism in your store and to get the hell out.
what a punny guy.
Your first problem is that you're from tumblr and on fml. You will always be down voted.
I bet he got even matter when he found out that you were the owner and because he couldn't get you in trouble.
He gets matter? And here I am being taught that matter can't be created or destroyed. The things you learn on FML.
Either kick him out of the store or tell him you refuse to serve him! What happened to "This establishment reserves the right to refuse service to unruly customers"?
Sounds like a crummy day.
No dealing with him was a pice of cake.
Would you of done that? Really? Do you live in an action movie? Or would you HAVE just stood there stupefied like in reality where the rest of us live?
You killed it..
What kind of lame/awesome action movies do you watch, Doc?
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Man I hate sexist people. At least you can't get fired, though, and you can kick him out :)
Insult by pun. Well played sir