By helpme - 04/12/2013 04:05 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
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kiloutou_fml 7

If you spend three hours of your workday putting a chair together, I can sort of guess at the reasons why you were let go, to be honest...

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Ambient25 24

If the new chair was the highlight of your job man then you shouldn't be too sad. Speaking of which though, your boss will probably take your new chair. Make sure you loosen a few screws...

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B1ackthesun 31

Well you see op spent a long time putting a chair together, once finished they where told they didn't have a job any more... just like op said -.- thought it was pretty clear.

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Shaowolf 17

In the netherlands you dont really learn that "let go" means "fired"

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B1ackthesun 31

that's fair :) I did not look at your profile so didn't know you where from a non English speaking country. maybe next time ask what it means not just 'huh'

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mannatee 19

You don't learn that "let go" means fired anywhere. You're supposed to pick it up

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B1ackthesun 31

which I see you've done on edit

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jillytc 23

you should grab the chair and stop very angrily out of the workplace with it

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B1ackthesun 31

How does one manage to leave while stopping?

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science-teacher 15

Booby trap the chair! Loosen a couple of screws

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bfsd42 20

Make like a clumsy hippie and split that joint.

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TheCanucklehead 22

Make like a human and walk out with the chair at slow, leisurely, yet confident, pace.

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incoherentrmblr 21

*takes chair, throws through a window, leaves.*

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incoherentrmblr 21

Make like Milton Waddams, and burn the place down because they took your stapler...

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quickit 24

I laughed so hard at this for some reason

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klorehore 24

yeah, losing your job doesn't suck at all.

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B1ackthesun 31

Op no longer has a job for one, Not exactly a great day. Feeling like you where used first is a extra kick in the guts.

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Ambient25 24

If the new chair was the highlight of your job man then you shouldn't be too sad. Speaking of which though, your boss will probably take your new chair. Make sure you loosen a few screws...

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Ambient25 24

I have to say I love the numbering on the comments here. 2, 4, 5, 7, 12... lol!

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B1ackthesun 31

Moderating underway. I replied to #1 but it's gone now.

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wlddog 14

What if the job was "Chair Maker" and they just really sucked at their job?

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Ambient25 24

I dunno, maybe the job was "hair dresser" and OP decided to build a chair instead.

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Odis12 11

Unless he works at ikea, I highly doubt his boss was thrilled with the fact that he spent three hours building a chair on the clock.

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kiloutou_fml 7

If you spend three hours of your workday putting a chair together, I can sort of guess at the reasons why you were let go, to be honest...

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swaggalikethat 22

I agree. That's the first thing I thought when I read this FML. You kinda deserve it, Op.

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anna10121 7

Haha that's the exact thing I said in my head when I read this!! What was the chair made out of? Lego??

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StoryOfTheYear 14

He was replicating the throne from Game of Thrones, and now his ruler is backstabbing his ass after he did the dirty work.

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Zebediabolical 39

I kinda figured it had to be a throne made of FREE MONTH AOL CD's.

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Daiyuki 5

Exactly. And yet, very low number of YDIs... How many people are building chairs at work that they can sympathize so much?

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Heathtastic 10

I thought the exact same thing.

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Shaowolf 17

At least you got payed those 3 hours when you put the chair together

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cakefete2 30

That's the kind of positive thinking that will really chair OP up.

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nickn426 14

It was probably because of the chair situation. He most likely thought you were wasting time. Still though FYL and good luck finding a job.

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ZY1431 24

I'd take the chair screw it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Humping the chair was probably what got him fired in the first place

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Cazz91 21

I hope you put together a fun spinning type chair on wheels specifically customized for you so you can at least make one hell of a downward spiral exit as you leave the building in that chair.

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