By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 21:15 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
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perdix 29

A lot of people hate your job.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well... Some people are beyond saving. Sucks for you!

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well... Some people are beyond saving. Sucks for you!

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imyy 20

Sounds like this client may be mentally ill, though.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I mean it can't suck too bad. OP is getting paid to help so I mean... Can't be THAT bad.

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ashalayx 13

i dont think the OP was expecting anyone to give him a peptalk considering this is FML.

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Odis12 11

Why is he mentally ill because of this? Some people are just stupid assholes. It's not a mental disability, it's a bad attitude.

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184886837272837 32

Reminds me of the FML where the client wanted to use the defense "it's not robbing a house if you've got swag." It could be worse OP :)

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I think being a stupid asshole IS a mental disability.

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Odis12 11

Mental disability means they can't help it. I haven't met many mentally disabled people who are downright dicks. Now some do take advantage of their disability, but this guy just sounds like another prick.

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Roskie 16

When did we get from mentally ill to mentally disabled?

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golden_warrior 23

He deserves to go to jail for being a dumbass. I hope it's not a deal where you only get paid if you win.

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Damian95 16

Haha this sounds so absurd it's funny. Unless you don't get paid, then I'm sorry.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#2: Mr. Dumass: What a dumbass...

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slooby_fml 25

Let his ass get sent to jail. That's his own fault

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Kyuzomi 12

If the judge and a lot of people witness his client yell **** you at the judge, they can probably put two and two together, saying his client was the idiot not him. But then again the people who weren't there to witness that happen might think otherwise.

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slooby_fml 25

This kind of thing probably gets into some sort of news outlet. I'm willing to bet many people will hear about it some way and not blame OP for his idiot client's actions

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perdix 29

A lot of people hate your job.

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karatekid97 17

Some people are beyond help, OP.

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kjhawk 8

Give him a reality talk or something to make him realize what he's doing... If that doesn't work yell "SHUT UP"

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_Heisenberg__ 15

You're a lawyer. You make almost more than me. Stfu

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AssassinBug 15

Atticus, this isn't Tom Robinson, he is not worth defending.

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kjhawk 8

Hey I'm reading that book right now in LA10.

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