Looks like the first comment pressure got to you, eh?

Spicy Gazpacho, even though both of these replies will get thumbed down because no one else understands, yes. I had to be the first commenter. ;)

Actually #1 makes a very good point. A lot of diseases like HIV and hepatitis can be spread this way.

Emirie, shame on me for being dumb, but I commented a single letter quickly to ensure my comment was first, and then I changed it to something sensible.

Haha at least you're honest.

Thanks for backing me up, Reno :)

Even if it didn't get in his mouth. He could have small facial cuts from shaving. And there's also his eyes.

Don't forget inside the nose. Luckily, workman's comp should cover this.

Workman's comp coverage is great, but only if whatever OP may have gotten is curable/treatable with medicine. Hopefully you didn't, but even so, a stranger's blood in/on your face is gross. True FML!

Bouncers get workmans comp?

This is one of the reasons I'm extremely hemophobic and this thread made me a tad queasy. Blood is nasty, I would have passed out.

He was obv. kicked out. The only reason OP helped him up, was probably to kick the dude out. Pretty nasty with the blood spray tho

Don't think he was kicked out, but OP doesn't say. I'm guessing not - but how do you "accidentally" fight? You either choose to fight/ fight back or take it/run, so whatever you do it's a deliberate choice...

It doesn't sound like it was a proper "fight"; as OP said, mosh pits can get very rowdy and things can easily get out of hand! The poor guy probably just wanted to stay for the duration of whatever gig was on, despite having a broken nose. That's some awesome dedication, but I know I'd be straight out of there and off to the hospital if it were me haha

2, I imagine he would be taken to a hospital.

You know it was a good pit when you come out of it with some blood. ;D

O, you don't bloody say! Are you positive he spit blood? If so that's a negative situation... At least he didn't spit it on your ABs...guess he wasn't your type!

You're trying too hard, 21...

How did he not care? Did you miss the part where the FML said he tried to help? Next time, read the FML and your comment before posting something stupid.

29, please take your own advice and reread 6's comment.

"Should not have acted like a typical bouncer, who try not to care." When fixed to make sense, its easy to see that one of those negatives does not belong there, and I'm betting it's the first one. The double negative results in a positive: "Should have acted like a typical bouncer and tried to care. " Therefore, 29s reply makes sense.

Thank you! Sorry, it was kind of a confusing statement

I think #6 meant that OP "should have acted like a typical bouncer and not tried to care." I think the "shouldn't" was a mistake, but I could be wrong.

he's saying the bouncer should not have cared..

Yea I meant 'should' and for some reason the iPhone autocorrected it to 'shouldn't'. Fml.

I know what you meant but that just sounded way nastier in my head.