Work: Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring... - FML

By Welshite - 03/04/2014 20:53 - United States

Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence. I can't help but be reminded of serial killers. FML

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By emeraldapostle - 17/05/2019 01:59

Today, both a coworker of mine and my boss agreed that I fit the profile of a serial killer. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think that low of me, or the fact that this isn't the first time someone's said I remind them of a serial killer. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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Porque no los dos?

By aye! - 25/07/2020 02:02

Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML

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Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Creepshow

By Hipnog - 07/11/2015 14:33 - Czech Republic

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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You deserved it 49 923

By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

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You deserved it 1 103

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 21:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 20:55 - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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Top comments

Krirn 21

Friday 4 April 2014 9:02

Maybe it's time to take off that "Blink If You Want Me" shirt.

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Friday 4 April 2014 8:55

Time for you to crack a smile like you are one yourself.

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

Friday 4 April 2014 8:55

Time for you to crack a smile like you are one yourself.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Friday 4 April 2014 13:08

Or flash them. Let's see how long they can keep that serious face after that!

wastedpenguin 14

Friday 4 April 2014 19:48

@22 That will just give them more of a reason! unless ofcourse op is a guy

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Saturday 5 April 2014 0:21

OP is welshite, a chemical compound.

scooterdude720 19

Friday 4 April 2014 8:56

I guess you could call that a "dead silence".

barakados 11

Friday 4 April 2014 13:49

You have a problem with the dead jokes, my friend,

cakefete2 30

Friday 4 April 2014 13:58

It's no problem at all. Scooter is killing them with these awesome puns.

scooterdude720 19

Friday 4 April 2014 16:31

Killing it*

QuintonCordes 4

Tuesday 2 December 2014 15:38

ohoho very punny

Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 4 April 2014 8:59

Ask them "why so serious?"

SauceySarah 30

Friday 4 April 2014 9:01

Stare back. Make a staring contest out of it.

Puffytruffles 18

Friday 4 April 2014 13:47

O¿O

Krirn 21

Friday 4 April 2014 9:02

Maybe it's time to take off that "Blink If You Want Me" shirt.

datguy69s 21

Friday 4 April 2014 9:02

Well, give them something to look at ;D

blissmiss17 16

Friday 4 April 2014 9:03

Stare back- widen your eyes. Don't break eye contact and grin menacingly. If done properly, it'll freak them out even more than they do you (or cause them to seek professional help out of concern).

meli1195 31

Friday 4 April 2014 9:10

They're just testing you OP

Jellybellybeanz 22

Friday 4 April 2014 9:14

Sounds like you've got really mature coworkers

IvyOswin 17

Friday 4 April 2014 9:15

Are you a Weeping Angel, because I can't take my eyes off of you...

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, we are having work done and our chimney breast has a hole where a brick is missing. Well, my husband thought it would be funny to rig up some realistic spider leg things that would poke out of the hole next to my face. I had to wash the sofa cushion because I pissed myself from fright. FML

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Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML

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Today, I played Connect Four with a gay guy who was clearly hitting on me for an hour. When he asked why I didn’t want to go to his place, I told him that I’m straight and married. He asked why I played with him for so long, so I told him, “My wife sucks at Connect Four.” He called me a cocktease and left. FML

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Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

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Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML

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Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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