By imaginationdarling - 13/05/2014 23:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
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qwtf 14

Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

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username53001 7

That must have been the breast feeling ever.

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qwtf 14

Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

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Demig0d6 14

Don't worry babe I'm here for u

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Dracoboxer357 35

I'm with Qwtf, I believe there's someone out there for you, go find him/her! Posts this sad make me want to volunteer hugs though. :(

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cryssycakesx3 22

don't be that person that has to harass mannequins.

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SadSon 2

@Dracoboxer357 I good you are right for OP and everyone. Some days is hard to put in the time on dating sites as responses never come.

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incoherentrmblr 21

If you can't afford Match or E-Harmony, try OKCupid or Plenty of Fish. They're free. If you've resorted to Craigslist, you've hit rock bottom...

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edmundoly 4

Or maybe there isn't and maybe that's OK.

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Cwizer 17

Oh loneliness, there is no cure for your sadness.

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brenton490 19

Yes there is some pie with peanut butter to fill in the holes!

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't want no peanut butter filling in my holes!!

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gingaa96 18

Sorry OP, #1 is just a dick apparently, but on the real, you can buy a Russian wife pretty cheap ;)

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crazytwinsmom 25

OP is female, although that still may apply.

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J3R3MYY 14

OP may be a guy, they just may be that confused about their gender it has been so long. Before you neg, yes I saw the gender sign.

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gingaa96 18

Yea, I'm not gonna lie, I know it's a girl, but the plot contrivance worked better for me

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jojimugo 20

Dude maybe you leave the house and try and get a social life before you sneak those mannequins home with you

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graceinsheepwear 33

OP is female.

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Poppy8127 15

Still gonna call you a dude no matter what

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mohamed_H 21

Don't worry OP you'll find the right one.

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bellles 18

Is that because you cuddle with naked mannequins in public ? Sorry OP, I'm sure you'll find someone :) just give it time .

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Well..if you can think of it, then it exists in second life...

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username53001 7

That must have been the breast feeling ever.

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cakefete2 30

Mannequin be so hard to come up with great puns sometimes. Good work.

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AGB10 19

Naked plastic chest? Have You heard yourself?

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saralynnee132 10

I think the mannequin might get more action

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ZY1431 24

at this point it probably has.

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