By fuckmyjob - 19/06/2014 20:10 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
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Welshite 39

I guess you were walking on eggshells after that.

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revan546 24

I thought it was an eggcellent pun OP

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Welshite 39

I guess you were walking on eggshells after that.

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J215B 33

That'll be one eggciting conversation with your boss

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J3R3MYY 14

I'm gonna egg you for killing that comment.

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colby6666 43

I thought the pun was eggceptional given the circumstances.

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ohSNAPyall 26

1: If not, OP would really be in hot water.

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kingdomgirl94 29

People can't appreciate a good yolk these days.

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Demig0d6 14

Eggcuse me guys, did I miss anything?

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animalxcrackers 20

I would've cracked a smile if I'd been that customer.

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ironichalibut 24

You guys are beating this one to death, I'm going to lead by eggzample and not make anymore egg puns

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TrippingOnAcid 29

You guys are poaching all my best yolks

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badluckalex 23

86 is a devil-ed egg

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J3R3MYY 14

Ah damn look at all the neggs my comment got.

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cryssycakesx3 22

the man didn't have to get so eggcited about a silly play on words.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Gotta love the people of WalMart...

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TheKillerWalrus 10

That eggstraordinary pun would have made me laugh.

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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6

@113 ... and now you will get more isnt that eggcellent

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revan546 24

I thought it was an eggcellent pun OP

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jerryj 27

You have both eggceeded my eggceptionally low eggspectations.

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Matrixuniverses 13

Walmart, the biggest collection of asshole customers

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tacojauns 45

Well that because your pun delivery wasn't eggecuted very well.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

You guys are poaching all my best yolks.

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MattM95 16

Well OP look at the bright side, oh wait never mind there isn't one. Sorry.

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thomcmoore 23

I believe you mean the "sunny side."

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brittanyann2013 12

Lol I used to be a cashier at Walmart. People can be assholes. You'll get used to it eventually. Also get used to seeing odd things.

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MzZombicidal 36

Just the other day, I saw a man walk into Walmart wearing chainmail at one o'clock in the morning. I really wish I'd waited to see what he bought.

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