Work: Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work....

By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By nothing_nobody - 23/06/2016 01:31

Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 30 January 2015 14:56

Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? **** you, spinach.

yeti37 16

Friday 30 January 2015 14:51

Grin and bear it.

Comments

DeMiddleMan 7

Friday 30 January 2015 14:50

its lonely being the only comment

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:41

You get first comment and that's what you say?

yeti37 16

Friday 30 January 2015 14:51

Grin and bear it.

Georgia0p 17

Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

Maybe nobody noticed and it just looks bigger to you ?

iTzSelverZz 14

Friday 30 January 2015 14:56

That's one way to make people look at you while your talking

sarkaar 30

Friday 30 January 2015 14:56

Maybe the piece made you look a lot more appetising than usual.

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 January 2015 14:56

Was it spinach? It was goddamned spinach, wasn't it. Why is it always spinach? **** you, spinach.

Welshite 39

Friday 30 January 2015 15:01

Popeye takes offense to that.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Friday 30 January 2015 15:48

I went to the comments just to like this one. LOL Thank you for the chuckle this morning.

MrSassypants 32

Friday 30 January 2015 16:26

It's always spinach. I don't even eat spinach and I get it stuck in my teeth, but that's more my fault than anyone else's.

ana_lee_bonde 17

Friday 30 January 2015 17:37

nice pic #7

yeti37 16

Friday 30 January 2015 19:39

That's DocBastard, #20! He's a legend in these FML parts.

Jasim 17

Friday 30 January 2015 14:57

That's why you always have to check yourself in the mirror.

purelymixed 17

Friday 30 January 2015 15:03

Shoulda woulda coulda looked in a mirror, but ya didn't

BlondePsycho 43

Friday 30 January 2015 15:12

Im already imagining someone doing the illustrated FML for this, the guy comes back to his dorm and theres a full steak dinner between his front teeth.