By E.S. - 23/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML
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maundy 0

sorry OP, youre an idiot. but you made me laugh

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perdix 29

You should have gotten up and tipped the boom box.

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TROLLKING 0

YDI for being JEWISH!

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Reyo 2

That's why I only start clapping when other people start clapping.

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godsrightnutsack 0

I can soo imagine this in my head. And it is golden!

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littlemsweirdo 12

Oh, mission accomplished . Argh, it's so annoying when people do that..

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maundy 0

sorry OP, youre an idiot. but you made me laugh

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beepelati 5

ahah this fml is hilarious! never clap if no one else is clapping... hopefully your clients just laughed, and they will definitely remember you:)

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dareintheren 7

Then why the hell are u commenting like what the f? Get your ass out if your gonna be an ass

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sel3578898553255 7

take tour negative dark ass outta here then. its THAT simple. theres no space here for assholes like YOU

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imago_fml 0

People who post just to say first just means you have no life and sit around refreshing a page just so you can say "FIRST". *laughs* To the real poster who is first (Because technically without his post there would be no "first") did you even bother looking to see if there was a piano? And in a fancy restaurant who claps? I mean the pianist would be doing their job. Would you clap for a waiter?

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Turnip_Girl 0

Next time I'm in a restaurant, I'm applauding the waiter. XD

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TheLetterZero 7

1. #1 means first. And there's this thing called coincidence, people could open the webpage to find no comments. 2. The OP isn't first, there are many FML posts before his. 3. A fancy restautant doesn't clap.

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Signposthead 0

#1 has happened to me sooo many times, don't be a bitch.

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TheTragicReturn 0

Which culture do you live in? Clapping for a pianist is perfectly acceptable in USA.

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White667 0

Well then I gott say, USA is a weird place, it's his job? I can understand at a performance, but the whole point in a restaurant is that it's background music. The focus isn't on the pianist.

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greenltrn2003 0

hey hey hey...watch your mouth USA rules not weird at all *climbs onto table, cracks a beer, & starts waving American flag around*

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chantellesmith 0

Oh my gosh. He/she did, thinking it was a real piano but it was actually a CD disk playing the piano music? How stupid do you get.. :L

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vansbabe66 0

I thought this reply shit was to write a comment about the story not who's first to comment? you guys r losers!!!! ****** infants haha.. anyway! yeah I can imagine how dumb he/she felt clapping haha nice!

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tournamentdecide 33

I think an infant has a wider vocabulary and a better understanding of grammar than you. Please go back to school.

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teentee401 36

The irony is that your comment had almost nothing to do with the FML.

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sel3578898553255 7

the irony that you actually GAVE a shit to reply

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Maxine17 8

I always get the urge to clap if there is clapping on TV Not really related to this, but anyone else get this?

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KatieGoesRawrr 0

That happens to me all the time!.. and if I'm watching like a kids show (lol) i get the urge to say bye to people when they say bye to me .. :/

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