Work: Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00

Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML

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Fartmageddon.

By dusty bean - 18/11/2017 05:00

Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

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Friday 11 December 2009 23:19

Should've been like "yea, hold on, I wan't done"

Poundingsand 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:20

Did they take it under consideration?

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slayer547 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:16

apparently you did have something youy wanted to add OP

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 6 May 2010 5:48

hahaha Buffy I love you

ISinSoDoYou 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:27

freedom of "speech"?

yoyoforpeace 14

Monday 29 October 2012 6:22

How did OP deserve this? Sometimes it just slips out!

Whydoyouask 11

Friday 11 December 2009 23:19

Should've been like "yea, hold on, I wan't done"

Poundingsand 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:20

Did they take it under consideration?

kheartz 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:30

haha I thought that said constipation for some reason :P how appropriate ha

PeopleRSoDumb 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:21

Right then you should have complimented your CEO, and then bowed out of the room. Great exit.

Mustardnight 3

Friday 11 December 2009 23:21

Haha a shart woulD have been hilarious! Fyl indeed but its funny.

mozrox 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:24

Your boss is awesome.

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 1 April 2010 7:43

ahahaha I wish I was there

zippycat 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:29

This should be on IMMD!!! :)

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Friday 11 December 2009 23:30

Well, did you?

schwinn11 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:31

HELL YEAH, **** CORPORATE AMERICA!!!!!

donjo 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:08

FAKE. NICE TRY

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