Embarrassing and Work: Memorable presentation

Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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Leftovers

By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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New face

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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Not now, dude!

By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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cals 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:18

suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.

Ross2Smoove 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:48

oood that horriable

Comments

pedotroll 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:02

balls!!!!

mrjohnz 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:06

win.

BlueJeans2626 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:57

troublant_fml 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:04

WTF why didn't anyone say or atleast signal something to you to show that there's something on your tie :/ FYL

ModernWarfare3_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:08

Lmfao, that gross but I don't think you could have done anything..It's not like you carry a mirror in mid-presentation. Grammer nazis, are you there?

joshhh11 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:00

you mean grammar?

tycubs 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:06

speach police alert

ModernWarfare3_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:09

..Yes

whataloadofbull 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:59

^ Gotta love that username.

ModernWarfare3_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:06

They say they're making a vietnam war game first but I'm not sure. I hope MW3 comes out first..

joshhh11 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:34

no! Vietnam :D

Otto12 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:12

ya, treyarch is making a game that will come out this year that takes place in the Vietnam war. Infinity Ward and treyarch switch off making games every year, so while activision is making alot of money every year from COD games, the to major devolpers have 2 years to make a new game. How the he'll did we get this off topic?