Love, Animals, Dogs and Jealousy: Petty

Petty

By Kamilah - 03/05/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML

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Entitled

By RachelD - 17/07/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML

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By yolonono - 04/12/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

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Man's best friend

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 22:00

Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML

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Stop tagging people

By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML

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By *sneeze* - 29/11/2018 12:00

Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML

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Murderer!

By Anonymous - 03/12/2021 17:01

Today, my husband got charged with felony animal cruelty, because while I was at work, he shot someone's hunting dog on our property. I'm a veterinarian. This should be great for my reputation. FML

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Just a prank has its limits

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 17:34 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML

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By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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Creepy

By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 00:00

Today, via a situation too complicated to explain, I accidentally cost my boss almost 50,000, on the same day his wife asked for a divorce and his dog died. I’m almost too scared to tell him how I screwed up, in case it sends him completely off the deep end. FML

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Sagar Nair 11

Friday 3 May 2024 20:04

File for divorce and press charges. He’s a ******* psychopath.

mourka 5

Friday 3 May 2024 20:19

that is horrible i would be completely heartbroken if i lost my pet. 😥

Comments

Sagar Nair 11

Friday 3 May 2024 20:04

File for divorce and press charges. He’s a ******* psychopath.

mourka 5

Friday 3 May 2024 20:19

that is horrible i would be completely heartbroken if i lost my pet. 😥

Chazzster 28

Friday 3 May 2024 20:47

That’s pretty awful if OP’s husband did that intentionally. Less bad if it really was an accident… I have lived in Florida, some subdivisions have canals near the homes and that attracts alligators…

Linda Graber 12

Friday 3 May 2024 21:27

Lose the hubs and get new pup.

poopface82 18

Friday 3 May 2024 22:01

There’s petty and there’s absolutely criminally vile. Petty would have been buying a gift for a female co-worker. This is the work of someone who should be locked up forever.

Wadlaen 23

Friday 3 May 2024 23:38

Sounds like your husband is insecure about the strength of your relationship as see your new coworker as a threat. I suggest you talk to him and also show him that there's nothing to be afraid of for him, you've just gained a friend.

wrecklesswfire 1

Saturday 4 May 2024 2:28

he killed her dog, he’s godda go

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 4 May 2024 0:26

Why are you still with this monster?

wrecklesswfire 1

Saturday 4 May 2024 2:27

he better become an ex-husband now

d j mom 3

Saturday 4 May 2024 13:42

accidentally let him get eaten by an alligator.

Brightside86 30

Sunday 5 May 2024 2:33

Shit happens pets get out out sometimes. You really think he would murder a dog over a birthday present? Even if he didn't, if you really thing so little of him it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.