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By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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BBeffedmylife 28

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

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Nolimit2217 32

Better go get a hobby.

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ald92 6

I'm going on 2 and a half years no girlfriend and a dry dick. This comment should make you feel good about yourself

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Terrynics 8

get yourself out there and find someone!

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cathrope 10

Going on 35 years with no girlfriend.

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morgasshk 14

You sure as hell ain't going to get laid moping around at home. Go out to a bar or club, lol, a bingo hall even?

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deejoy 22

Well you're not going to find a date hanging around listening to your roommates get busy! :p

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FML_14u2c 14

It sounds like Chrissy and Jack are getting it on with their significant others... Janet, what will you do?

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orangeink25 3

Come on. Let us have a moment of silence for this brave, brave man.

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stewpididiot 11

Run out & pull the fire alarm !!!

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inz002 6

Time to get out or blast the heck out of the place with some high volume power metal.

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