Cars, Cops and Transportation: That escalated quickly

That escalated quickly

By zenithbelana - 10/01/2010 07:01 - United States

Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 688

You deserved it 2 133

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 00:00

Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 844

You deserved it 68

By Username - 18/10/2010 15:52 - France

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 183

You deserved it 2 919

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 118

You deserved it 2 315

Thanks for your help

By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 213

You deserved it 3 988

By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 666

You deserved it 1 949

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 102

You deserved it 3 434

By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 571

You deserved it 45 727

By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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You deserved it 7 036

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 514

You deserved it 2 173

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 317

You deserved it 2 191

wtfismyfml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:10

insurance just went up

FatNinjaCupcake 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:47

Did anyone else notice this says "was was"?

Comments

wtfismyfml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:10

insurance just went up

bittersweets 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:14

who moderatet this???

Ohmar 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:31

i was just wondering that haha she cant structure a sentence for shit

gear4 29

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:43

You apparently don't know how to grammar for shit, either...

Kazze 31

Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:28

#8: Are you seriously complaining about OP's sentence structure? YOU'RE the one that didn't use any puntuation, capitalization, or apostrophes.

Mustardnight 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:14

Haha it might be you sleepwalking. Is it a pontiac or a saturn? Could just be the usual mechanical problems.

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:16

Actually, my father once worked with a man whose Mitsubishi was parked and one day decided to randomly catch fire. That being said, I wouldn't put it past a Pontiac to do the same.

Cjw1220 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:59

Pontiacs can be very reliable cars you douchenozzle jackknob dingbat hair diaper dumpster baby trash eating fat *****

happypapp12 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:17

First

PirateMan 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:30

awww try harder next time and you will definately get first xxx

Americunt 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 15:09

More like No. 5 Anyways, I live in Maryland, and the police is pretty okay, but the city people are shitty. Come to Maryland! We long for attractive people.

chrissy888 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:37

ooh! A state with no attractive people that wants attractive people?? I'm THERE. lol, not.

Americunt 0

Monday 11 January 2010 12:28

We have lots of attractive people, but they are usually in a relationship.

love_suicide 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:28

lmao sux for you

mylifeiscrazi 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:32

I'm sorry, u got an enemy?

Ohmar 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:33

cant* well that shut me up

simawesome_FYL 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 13:19

well next time think better before destroying other peoples cars ... the same might happen to you ...

vexis58 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:58

What do you mean? The OP didn't do anything to anyone else's car. It DID happen to her. I'm confused. Are you directing that statement to the burglars?