Love: Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask...

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Failsafe - 09/05/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark

Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:17

Unless you have just started fourth grade, then you've been putting off asking her out for a hell of a lot longer than three weeks! (If you are just starting fourth grade, you are too young to date (except if you are perdix, but he was an exception)) You've probably put on this gay act to get close to her. Girls are rightfully suspicious of the motivations of straight guys, but often let their guard down to non-threatening gay ones. Now, if you were clever, you'd tell her that she "straightened" you out ;) (I hope this gets in before the inevitable dreaded "Comments are deactivated.")

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:10

Sirin I'm gay.

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alwa7sh 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:42

if I were you I would reply "No, let's go to my house and I'll prove it"

jrockstar123 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:50

ooooooo that's a burn

llamagangster 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:56

DocBastard, I want to touch your dick.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:59

Then I have some bad news for you, friend...

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:08

Lmafo the mods are amazing. You guys make fml extra special.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:24

KaySL you silly git, the "bad news" is that I'm married, not that I'm a woman! Haha, oh you. I laughed and laughed.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:59

*Female* goats, damn you. Use your ears, man.

ryanst 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:38

25- So does everyone else on FML. (pst, hey Doc, I won't tell your wife if you won't..)

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:56

Guaranteed way to get her in bed: tell her "Yes I am, but I've always wanted to see what it was like with a beautiful woman." That's money in the bank, bruh.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:01

So? Explain to her that you're not gay and interested in her. Either she goes for it or she doesn't. Not a big deal. jesus christ...

iliketurdles 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:48

b-b-but if people didn't make a big deal out of stuff, you would not be staring at your computer/phone screen, giggling like 36yr old man getting turned on by his prostitute whilst she is ticking his feet with a feather.. It happened to, err, a friend from church.

xnox 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:15

You probably have a big heart. Smile, next time will be worse. In today's over-hyped internet-frenzy it seems like everyone is into tagging everyone into buckets. She wasn't worth it and you know it! Just remember you are a better person who actually has feelings, emotion and compassion. Many people don't. "Love is evil, you usually fall in love with a goat" - old Russian saying.

Peytonlikesme 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:20

HOW SAD!!!! Lol

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:47

You can unfuck your life in one word, "No."

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:01

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