Today, during my checkup, I gained an erection just as the doctor...

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By "wolfssb135" - 19/10/2017 23:23

Today, during my checkup, I gained an erection just as the doctor pulled my pants down. The doctor winked at me and slipped me my prescription with a note saying, "Call me once the stick's fixed." I came because I caught a cold. FML

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