Today I had lunch with a friend, I have a huge crush on. I spilled...

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By Kylasue - 01/08/2017 02:32

Today I had lunch with a friend, I have a huge crush on. I spilled my food down my shirt. Walking to our cars, I tripped over nothing. Then, later, I realized I had spinach in my teeth. Is there an award for most awkward human? FML

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