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By Sl3vin - 19/01/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

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By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By stupiddddddd - 08/07/2009 07:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

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By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:10

Were you thinking date rape?

Fluffgirl 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:38

Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.

Comments

jackblackscock69 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:51

how is this an fml? how did they allow this shit?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:19

Who high fives before the 6th date?!? Dump this guy for being too fresh and treating you like a ****!

daneeyoll 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:33

and then.....?

13__Loki__13 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:03

Try putting his penis in your mouth. If you get a high five after that - move on

Sinisin2010 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:54

Go on a fourth date, if he doesn't have sex with you, dump his ass. Otherwise he won't ever truly appreciate you..... Or so I've heard.

TheCLANNAD 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:00

a high five can mean a lot

adnaus23 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 8:17

he likes you, but is taking it slow in order for his "outbreak" to clear up

EveryDayJackAss 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:43

next time it would be the "Bro Shake"

Lithium98 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:46

Thats the problem with women. A guy is being totally respectful and not trying to force himself on her and she's pissed about it. Stop playing games with him and GRAB HIS PECKER ALREADY!!!