Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By ItaliczZz - 12/10/2011 08:13 - Australia

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

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By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By claubea11 - 01/01/2014 05:17 - Puerto Rico - Ponce

Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML

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By Idontlikefireworks2 - 07/07/2018 19:00

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

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By Akashi - 22/07/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML

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By kids next door - 18/11/2013 10:14 - United States - Mount Holly

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

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By yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:12

I Don't think the OP set off the firework...

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:04

They also prove useful as wands. :3

Comments

HeroOfTime13 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:57

i dont know if you or the dude that threw the candle is more of an idiot

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:57

At least it wasn't your neighbors second story window xD

thetrollyoulike 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:04

FIREWORK FIGHT!! if your arm gets blown off you lose....

corplawyr 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:20

a roman candle only emits a small ball of sulfur from 8-10. never seen one break a window.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:36

it was worth it

mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:47

To everyone doubting the authenticity of this FML because of the supposed inability of a Roman Candle to break a window pane... OP never said the window was closed. Yeah.