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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg
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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg
By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs
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By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States
OP here. We eventually got into the restaurant with our original reservations, after contacting management. My mother and I tried to not let the hostess spoil the night. The rest of the staff was wonderful and I don't think we'll be seeing much more of that hostess for a long time.