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By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 471
You deserved it 7 339
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r_bruce69 19

pray for it to stop

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Zelphoric 25

"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott

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Zelphoric 25

"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott

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MrConcise 34

One of the greatest sitcom scenes of all time from a rather unmemorable and mediocre sitcom.

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Zelphoric 25

yeah its been a while since I've watched that scene so I messed up the quote a bit. Oh well, close enough to have people know what I'm quoting :P

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Thatepicperson 14

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!!!!! - Shrek

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kmaheynoway 25

More like "No! NO! please no more God pics! No! No! Noooooooo!" -OP

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KayDee29 31

How dare you bring up awful memories of Toby coming back from Costa Rica. I'm appalled at you sir. Nobody reminds me of Toby and gets away with it too!

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r_bruce69 19

pray for it to stop

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

And God said: "let there be *****" And so there were *****, and they were good.

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santosb1 11

Thou shall face the wrath of thee! I'm sorry OP :(

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Meettitan 14

You do realize that thou and thee are both archaic forms of you, correct? That would mean your sentence reads: "You shall face the wrath of you!"

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santosb1 11

Really!?!? damn all those times i've used it like that. *facepalm* I was taught wrong!

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Meettitan 14

Thou shalt not use archaic English.

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roxzanne22 20

Try kindly letting him know that you don't appreciate his messages and ask him stop. : )

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rayman173 2

I don't know why this got downvoted sounds logical to me.

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aleyp63 13

because it's a useless comment maybe?

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happypenguins 24

What's his number because I need Jesus ??

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zBLAKEz 23

Yeah. You have to go outside a Home Depot. Or is that the wrong Jesus?

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Crazyjohnb 23

You can find my Mexican freind Jésus to cut your grass

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katydid91 31

Don't need his number. Just visit the record store in Quahog, Rhode Island.

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ZombieVampirez 24

#54 home Depot is the place to go for everything

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BigJoeZD 16

(pssst) Hey guys y'know I don't think it shows that we're now being sponsered by Home Depot

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Liamj774 36

Do the same thing except with fifty shades of gray

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xapocxbiggunx 4

Oh god (o_0)

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Oat_Oat 4

No. For this Jesus freak, do Fifty Shades of Gay.

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disturbedchyk 11

send him a picture of a Satan and tell him you worship the devil maybe you'll scare him off...sucks to be you OP but maybe now you'll learn not to just give your number out to anyone

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fiveforfighting 26

#11 that would be very counterintuitive in most cases. It could be more of a motivation for him to keep sending her that stuff.

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TheOnlyGod 5

Sounds like he thinks you need a little Jesus in you! Maybe that's the name of his package!

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StickyPickles 33

Perhaps he just wants to save your soul. . . Can't hate on a guy for that

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JustinJK 21

I don't want to be "saved". This shit is annoying.

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starile 19

Maybe God is trying to get OP's attention in the form of a hot guy, because that's who she'll give numbers to. HMMMMM

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chosha_fml 26

#14 Actually it's pretty easy to hate on someone who is both arrogant and annoying, and 'you need Jesus' types are both.

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