See you in court
By Juliet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Inglewood
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By Juliet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Inglewood
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By Norvi - 14/09/2013 05:51 - South Africa - Pretoria
OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.
He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol