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By Emoney1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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By Emoney1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada