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By Emoney1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
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khaya 9

And people wonder why they get kidnapped. "You need a hand?" "No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"

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khaya 9

You know, you get a badge for that.

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iSitt 0

did you clap and cheer?

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RainbowHeadache 2

All hands on deck! But you really should have helped the poor man out, OP.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Did he yell "Fire in the hole!" like Tosh.O and pee in your car?

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futtbuck101 1

At least he wasn't masturbating

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FuniiBunii 0

It would've been funny if he turned around and peed in your face :D

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PlastikSeraph 2

35, you seemed to have put an e where there should be an i..

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399 41

Aw OP you know you wanted to help him :P.

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enonymous 8

I need all the hands I can get in the bathroom tio

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khaya 9

Really, I find the only way I can use the bathroom, is when I have severed feet surrounding the urinal. That's also how I get a whole public bathroom and prison cell too myself.

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btnhdude 0

I bet he shook his heads, .....as in "no"........

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FMLoverAgain 7

hahahha exactly

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Ldesu 0

This situation seems a bit shaky. Did he leak the details to you in a steady stream or did he have trouble flushing the details for you?

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

67, urine a lot of trouble for pissing me off with that pun!

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ruben_A_ruiz 0

Hahaha Double, no Triple, no QUADRIPLE PUN!!!

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ceddyz17 10

so did you help hold up that monster?

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Takador 3

You should have crossed streams :D

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saturnsonic 3

so did he need a "Hand" ?

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JennaMarie420 2

yea, shake it for me

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SirBedevere 0

You should have given him the extra hand anyway.

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TheDrifter 23

Cue the bad Porno music.

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