Let it all out
By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
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Suits are awesome. That is all.
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OP here! So, this was several years ago. Apparently his family didn't want want him to marry me and never wanted him to divorce his first wife. His father is the one who performed the wedding. He called me the wrong name several times during the ceremony. I don't know if he did it on purpose or not. Friends later tell me it wasn't just his mother that was laughing but many members of his family but I just couldn't hear them. H